A Good Place for a Foul Mood

All you long, aimless drive enthusiasts already know this, but I want to state the obvious ... when you're in a foul mood, get behind the wheel.

On the surface, that doesn't sound right, does it? I'm not saying the road is the place for the rager. No no. I'm saying, when you're mad, usually it's peoples who caused it (not Sweet Babboo, of course). And getting away from peoples can solve it.

Let the bad vibery fall away, put on some good tunes, adjust your mirrors, relax your shoulders. Sink into your air-ride driver's seat. (Big truck seats are way cool, by the way -- cars oughta have 'em.) Grip that big ol' wheel, punch off the parking brakes, and ease out onto the road.

You're six feet above the cars, you're tooling in the slow lane, and your speed limit is 55. Who's going to 'push' a big rig? Just watch the traffic. Concentrate on your truck and your driving. Let the rest go.

Bliss.